和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話大全
和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話大全
幽默和笑語(yǔ)都屬于文體之一,它們的共同特點(diǎn)在對(duì)生活的不合理現(xiàn)象和乖繆不通進(jìn)行批評(píng)和嘲諷。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來(lái)的和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話，歡迎閱讀!
和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話篇一
上帝曾經(jīng)答應(yīng)我
Once God came up to me and granted me a wish. I asked for world peace. That's impossible, he said.
Then I asked him to give you brains. He said, Let me try world peace.
有一次上帝來(lái)到我面前答應(yīng)了我一個(gè)愿望。我說(shuō)我要世界和平。“那是不可能的”他說(shuō)。
然后我請(qǐng)讓你變聰明。他說(shuō)：“你還是讓我試試讓世界和平吧。”
和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話篇二
Thirteen 十三
A guy is walking past a big wooden fence at the insane asylum(精神病院) and he hears all the residents inside chanting, Thirteen! Thirteen! Thirteen!
Quite curious about this, he finds a hole in the fence, and looks in. Someone inside pokes him in the eye.
Then everyone inside the asylum starts chanting, Fourteen! Fourteen! Fourteen!
一個(gè)人在精神病院的木圍墻外路過(guò)，聽(tīng)見(jiàn)里面所有的人在唱，十三!十三! 十三!
他很好奇，就找到圍墻的一個(gè)洞，然后看進(jìn)去。突然有個(gè)人捅到了他的眼睛。
然后里面所有人開(kāi)始唱，十四!十四!十四!
和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話篇三
Who Is This 你是哪一個(gè)?
My two sister and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing one crisis too many and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation1 and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany(連禱，冗長(zhǎng)故事) offrustrations2 with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., honey...now, fist of all, who is this?"
我和兩個(gè)妹妹同時(shí)離開(kāi)家去不同的大學(xué)讀書(shū)。經(jīng)歷了太多的危機(jī)，也厭倦了受到與其他大學(xué)生相同的對(duì)待之后，有一天我給家里打了個(gè)電話，就我獨(dú)有的問(wèn)題尋求安慰和理解。
爸爸接起電話后，我立刻開(kāi)始?xì)v數(shù)我大學(xué)生活中的挫折。當(dāng)我停下來(lái)歇口氣時(shí)，爸爸說(shuō)：“好啦，親愛(ài)的...現(xiàn)在，首先告訴我，你是哪一個(gè)?”
和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話篇四
One Point 一分之差
Hanging in the hallway at Whites High School in Wabash, Ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.
One day I spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, he said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
位于印第安那州瓦巴西的懷茲中學(xué)，其門(mén)廳里懸掛著過(guò)去四十年間樣籃球隊(duì)的照片。每幅照片前排中間的隊(duì)員舉著一個(gè)籃球，上面標(biāo)明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。
一天，我看到一個(gè)新生很困惑地看著照片。他朝我轉(zhuǎn)過(guò)身來(lái)，說(shuō)道：“多奇怪呀，這些隊(duì)都是以一分之差輸?shù)舻?"
和英語(yǔ)有關(guān)的笑話篇五
Ground Rules 基本原則
One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll(滑稽的) sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshmanclass, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."
位于吉拉多海角的密蘇里東南州立大學(xué)有一位我非常喜歡的老師，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在對(duì)一個(gè)新生班級(jí)講解他的基本原則時(shí)，他說(shuō)：“我知道我的講課可能經(jīng)常會(huì)枯燥乏味，了無(wú)生趣，所以如果你們?cè)谏险n時(shí)看表我并不介意。不過(guò)我堅(jiān)決反對(duì)你們將表在課桌上猛敲看它們是不是還在走。”
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