英文小笑話

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英文小笑話

　　幽默笑話一向?yàn)槿怂蕾p,是廣大群眾所喜歡的精神食糧。優(yōu)秀的幽默作品不僅逗人發(fā)笑,還豐富人們的想象,活躍思維,啟迪智慧,培育幽默感。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的經(jīng)典英語小笑話，歡迎閱讀!

　　經(jīng)典英語小笑話篇一

　　Who do you think you are? 你以為你是誰?

　　The bus was crowded, and as one more man tried to get on, the passengers wouldn't let himaboard.

　　It is too crowded, they shouted. who do you think you are?

　　I am the driver. he said.

　　公共汽車上很擠，當(dāng)又一個(gè)人還是試圖上車時(shí)，乘客們不讓他上。

　　車上太擠了，他們喊道，你以為你是誰?

　　我是司機(jī)!他說。

　　經(jīng)典英語小笑話篇二

　　It's not that 不是那樣的

　　A: I saw seven girls share one umbrella and none of them got wet.

　　B: Oh, that must be a very big umbrella.

　　A: No, it wasn't raining.

　　A：我看見7個(gè)女孩共撐一把傘卻沒有一個(gè)被淋濕。

　　B：啊?那一定是把很大的傘吧!

　　A：不是，當(dāng)時(shí)并沒有下雨。

　　經(jīng)典英語小笑話篇三

　　Asking for a Raise 要求加薪

　　At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

　　After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans,maniacal(瘋狂的) screams, hysterical(歇斯底里的) laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, Asking for a raise again?

　　我在一家電臺(tái)工作。經(jīng)理把我叫進(jìn)他的辦公室，讓我預(yù)試一下我們準(zhǔn)備購買的一套新的音響效果設(shè)備。他關(guān)上門，以免打擾外面辦公室的人。

　　聽了幾個(gè)常規(guī)的音響效果后，我們開始試聽低聲的呻吟，狂亂的尖叫，歇斯底里的大笑，哀求聲和槍聲。最后我開門出去，從經(jīng)理秘書旁邊經(jīng)過時(shí)，她抬起頭問道：又要求加薪了?

　　經(jīng)典英語小笑話篇四

　　I know I could count on you 我知道你會(huì)幫我

　　Smith goes to see his boss in the front office. "Boss," he says: "we're doing some heavy house-cleaning at home tomorrow, and my wife needs me to help with the attic(閣樓) and the garage."

　　"We're short-handed, Smith." the boss replies. "I can't give you the day off."

　　"Thanks, boss," says Smith, "I know I could count on you!"

　　史密斯去找他的老板。“老板，我們家明天有很重的工作要做，我妻子讓我修閣樓和車庫。”

　　“可我們很缺人，史密斯。”老板答道，“我不可能放你的假。”

　　“謝謝，老板。”史密斯說，“我就知道你會(huì)幫我。”

　　經(jīng)典英語小笑話篇五

　　Grandpa will pay the bill 爺爺給我付賬

　　Walking up to a department store's fabric(織物，布) counter, the pretty girl said, "I would like to buy this material for a new dress. How much does it cost?"

　　"Only one kiss per yard," replied the male clerk with a smirk(假笑，傻笑) . "That's fine," said the girl. "I'll take ten yards."

　　With expectation and anticipation written all over his face, the clerk quickly measured out the cloth, wrapped it up, then teasingly(故意使人煩惱地) held it out.

　　The girl snapped up the package, pointed to the old geezer(老家伙) standing beside her, and smiled, "Grandpa will pay the bill."

　　一個(gè)漂亮的女孩走到百貨公司的布料柜臺(tái)，說：“我想要買這種料子來做一條新裙子，多少錢?”

　　“每碼只需要一個(gè)吻。”男售貨員說著，帶著奸笑的表情“很好，”女孩說，“我要十碼。”

　　帶著期待的表情，售貨員很快地量好了布料，包裹好，一臉奸笑地送了過來。

　　女孩很快收起了包裹，微笑著指向了一個(gè)站在她身邊的老頭：“爺爺給我付賬。”

　
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