關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話大全
英語笑話,幽默故事,如選擇合理,運(yùn)用得當(dāng),可以成為英語教師有力的教學(xué)工具和完美的附加教材,起到輔助教學(xué)的良好作用。下面是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編帶來的關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話，歡迎閱讀!
關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話篇一
Tom's excuse 湯姆的借口
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, School-Go Slow.
老師：湯姆，您為什么每天上學(xué)遲到?
湯姆：我每次路過拐角，一個(gè)路標(biāo)上面寫著：學(xué)校----慢行。
關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話篇二
They're Busy 他們很忙
One day, the phone rang, and a little boy answered.
"May I speak to your parents? "
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The police. "
"Can I speak to them?"
"They're busy. "
"Oh. Is anybody else there? "
"The firemen. "
"Can I speak to them? "
"They're busy. "
"So let me get this straight -- your parents, the police, and the firemen are there, but they're all busy? What are they doing?"
"Looking for me. "
電話鈴響了，小男孩接了電話。
“請(qǐng)你父母聽電話好嗎?”
“他們很忙。”
“噢，那家里還有其他人嗎?”
“還有警察。”
“我可以和他們說話嗎?”
“他們很忙。”
“那還有其他人嗎?”
“還有消防員。”
“我可以和他們說話嗎?”
“他們也很忙。”
“請(qǐng)直接告訴我——你的父母、警察和消防員都在你家，但他們都很忙，他們到底在干什么?”
“在找我。”
關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話篇三
Like father, like son 有其父必有其子
Son: Papa, what's the meaning of " Like father, like son"?
Father: Bastard. What another scandalous thing have you done in the school?
兒子：爸爸，“有其父必有其子”是什么意思呀?
父親：狗崽子，你在學(xué)校又干什么見不得人的事啦?
關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話篇四
The New Teacher 新老師
George comes from school on the first of September.
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
9月1日， 喬治放學(xué)回到家里。
“喬治，你喜歡你們的新老師嗎?” 媽媽問。
“媽媽，我不喜歡，因?yàn)樗f3加3得6, 可后來又說2加4也得6。”
關(guān)于超搞笑英文笑話篇五
I Don't Like an Argument 我不想爭論
Gerald, asked the teacher, what is the shape of the earth?
It's round, answered Gerald.
How do you know it's round? continued the teacher.
All right, it's square then, he replied, I really don't feel like getting into an argument about it!
杰拉爾德，老師問：地球是什么形狀?
是圓形的，杰拉爾德回答道。
你怎么知道是圓的?老師又問。
好吧，那它是方的，學(xué)生回答說：我可不想與你爭論這件事情。
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