英語小笑話2篇
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英語小笑話2篇
為什么新郎穿黑衣服
At a wedding, a little boy asked his mother, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white ? " She answered, "The bnde wears white because this is the happiest day of her life." The boy thought about this and said, "Why is the groom wearing black ? "
在一場婚禮上，一個(gè)小男孩問他的母親：”媽媽，為什么那女孩穿白衣服?“這位母親回答道：”新娘穿白衣服，是因?yàn)榻裉焓撬羁鞓返囊惶臁?rdquo;這個(gè)男孩想了想然后說：那為什么新郎穿黑衣服。“
以空氣存活
A cult leader claimed that he survived on air.
有一個(gè)教派的領(lǐng)導(dǎo)者宣稱，他靠空氣就能存活。
A doubter said, "I saw you eating French fries at McDonald's yesterday."
一個(gè)表示懷疑的人說：”我昨天還看到你在麥當(dāng)勞吃暮條。“
The gurureplied,"You can't call that food.“
這位宗教領(lǐng)袖回答：“你不能稱那東西為食物。”