好笑的英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　每天都會(huì)看到有不少人看著英語(yǔ)書本發(fā)愁，怎么能讓學(xué)英語(yǔ)不苦惱呢?以下是學(xué)習(xí)啦小編為大家準(zhǔn)備的好笑的英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎，希望大家喜歡!

　　英語(yǔ)腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

　　Questions:

　　1.Whose eyes never close

　　誰(shuí)的眼睛從來(lái)不閉

　　2.What is a fish net made of

　　魚(yú)網(wǎng)是什么做的

　　3.What walks all day on its head

　　什么東西整天用頭走路

　　4.What's the difference between a monkey and a flea

　　猴子和跳蚤的區(qū)別是什么

　　Keys:

　　1.A neddle's eye.

　　針眼.

　　2.Little holes tied together with strings.

　　用繩子系起來(lái)的小洞洞.

　　3.A nail on a horse.

　　馬蹄鐵上的釘子.

　　4.A monkey can have fleas but a flea can't have monkeys.

　　猴子可能長(zhǎng)跳蚤,跳蚤不可能生猴子.

　　Notes:

　　3.the head of the nail釘子頭

　　4.flea /fli:/n.跳蚤

　　英語(yǔ)繞口令

　　1. silly sheep weep and sleep.

　　2. six shining cities, six shining cities, six shining cities.

　　3. six sick sea-serpents swam the seven seas.

　　4. six sleek swans swam swiftly southwards

　　5. stupid superstition!

　　6. the batter with the butter is the batter that is better!

　　7. the great greek grape growers grow great greek grapes.

　　8. the soldier's shoulder surely hurts!

　　9. there those thousand thinkers were thinking how did the other three thieves go through.

　　1. there's a sandwich on the sand which was sent by a sane witch.

　　英語(yǔ)笑話故事

　　Mrs Brown was going out for the day. She locked the house and tacked a note for the milkman on the door: NOBODY HOME. DON'T LEAVE ANYTHING.

　　When she got back that night, she found her door broken open and her house ransacked(洗劫，掠奪) . On the note she had left, she found the following message added:

　　THANKS! WE HAVEN'T LEFT ANYTHING!

　　布朗太太要外出一天。 她鎖好了房門，在門上給送牛奶的人釘了一張便條：家里沒(méi)人，請(qǐng)不要留下任何東西!

　　她當(dāng)天晚上回家后發(fā)現(xiàn)房間門被撞開(kāi)，房子被洗劫一空。在她留給送奶人的便條上，她發(fā)現(xiàn)被補(bǔ)充了一句：謝謝!我們什么也沒(méi)留下!