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英語校園爆笑腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

1. why are people tired on April Fool's Day? 為什么在四月一日愚人節(jié)人們都很累? 答案：Because they have just had a long March因為他們剛度過了一個很長的三月(行軍)march除了三月以外還有行軍的意思。

2. what letter is an animal?哪個字e799bee5baa6e78988e69d8331333337396235母是一個動物? 答案：B(Bee)

3. What letter stands for the ocean? key:C(sea) 哪個字母坐落在海邊? 答案：C(sea)

4. what letter is a question? 哪個字母是一個問題? 答案:Y(why)

5. what letter is your eye? 哪個字母是你的眼睛? 答案:I(eye)

6. what letter is a vegetable? 哪個字母是一種蔬菜 答案:P(pea)豌豆

7. what stays hot even if put it in a fridge? 什么東西即使放到冰箱中也是熱的? 答案：pepper(胡椒粉)

8. what fruit is never found singly? 什么水果永遠(yuǎn)都不會是單數(shù)? 答案:pear(梨子)因為pear和pair(一雙)讀音相同。

9. With which hand do you write? key:neither,i use a pen!你用哪只手寫字呢? 答案：都不用，我用筆

10. what man cannot live in a house?什么人不能住在房子里? 答案：snowman(雪人)

趣味英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全

1. What letter is a part of the head? A: I

2. What letter sounds a useful insect? A: B

3. What letter is neither I nor he? A: U

4. What letter is an exclamation of surprise? A: O

5. What letter is a large body of water? A: C

6. What letter is a drink? A: T

7. What is in the middle of the night? A: G

8. What letter is a question? A: Y

9. What part of a clock is always old? A: the second hand

10. What has four legs but can’t run? A: bed , desk

11. I have hands and a face, but I can’t touch or smile, what am I? A: watch, clock

12. What question can you never answer “yes” to “?”? A: Are you asleep?

13. What begins with T, ends with T, and full with T? A: teapot

14. What comes twice in a moment, once in a minute and never in a hundred years? A: M

15. What tables de we often see in fields? A: vegetable

16. Which two words can be pronounced fast and quick? A : fast, quick

17. Which is the longest word in English? A: smiles

18. What is white when it is dirty? A: blackboard

19. What is that which you break by even naming it? A: silence

20. In another three years Tom will be three times as old as he was three years ago. How old is Tom now? A: He is six

21. I am something that can run but can’t walk. What am I? A: water

22. I am something that has teeth, but can’t eat. What am I? A: a comb

23. I am something that every living person has seen, but no one will ever see me again. What am I? A: yesterday

24. I am something that always increases the more I shared with others. What am I? A: happiness

25. It wasn’t my sister, nor my brother, but still was the child of my father and mother. Who was it? A: myself

趣味英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎

Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?

----Because its head is so far from its body.

為什么長頸鹿有如此這般長的脖子?

----因為它的頭離它的身體是這樣的遠(yuǎn)。

Who wears the biggest hat in the world?

----The man with the biggest head in the world.

誰戴世界上最大號的帽子?

----世界上長著最大腦袋的人。

Teacher: "Raymond, in what battle was Admiral Lord Nelson killed?"

Raymond: "His last one, sir."

老師：“雷蒙德，納爾遜將軍是在哪次戰(zhàn)斗中戰(zhàn)死的?”

雷蒙德：“他的最后一次戰(zhàn)役，先生?！?/p>

Teacher: "Sarah,what was the first thing James the first did on coming to the throne?"

Sarah: "He sat down, miss."

老師：“薩拉，詹姆斯一世登上王位寶座做的第一件事情是什么?”

薩拉：“他坐下來，小姐?！?/p>

Cooking teacher: "Tom, how can we prevent food from going bad?"

Tom: "By eating it, miss."

烹飪老師：“湯姆，我們怎樣才能防止食物變壞?”

湯 姆：“吃掉它，小姐?！?/p>

A："Ticket inspector, why did you punch a hole in my ticket?"

B: "So you can go through, sir."

甲：“檢票員，為什么你要在我的票上打孔?”

乙：“那樣你才能通行，先生?！?/p>

A："How short can girls' skirts get?"

B: "No matter how short, they will always be above two feet."

甲：“女孩的裙子可以短到什么程度?”

乙：“不管怎么短，它們一定是在兩只腳的上方?！?/p>

Father: "Great Scott! How you look!"

Jimmie: "Yes, pa, I fell in a mudhole."

Father: "What! And with your new pants on?"

Jimmie: "Yes. I didn't have time to take them off."

父親：“天哪!你一副什么相!”

吉米：“是的，爸，我掉進(jìn)了一個泥坑?！?/p>

父親：“什么!穿著你的新褲子掉進(jìn)泥坑里?”

吉米：“是的。我沒有來得及把它脫掉?！?/p>

Father(meaningly): "Who is the laziest member of your class, tommy?"

Tommy: "I don't know, Pa."

Father: "I should think you should know. When all the others are industriously studying or writing their lessons, who is it that sits idly in his seat and watches the rest, instead of working himself?"

Tommy: "The teacher."

父親：(有所指地)：“誰是你們班里最懶的，湯米?”

湯米：“我不知道，爸?！?/p>

父親：“我倒認(rèn)為你應(yīng)該知道。當(dāng)所有的人都在勤奮學(xué)習(xí)或書

寫課堂作業(yè)時，是誰閑坐在自己的位置上望著別人，

而自己不做功課?”

湯米：“老師?！?/p>

Teacher: "Arthur,if you had three apples and ate one,how many would you have?"

Arthur: "Three."

Teacher: "Three?"

Arthur: "Yes. Two outside and one inside."

老師：“阿瑟，如果你有3個蘋果，吃掉一個，還有幾個?”

阿瑟：“3個?！?/p>

老師：“3個?”

阿瑟：“是的，外面2個，肚子里1個。”

Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?

Q:猴子會和跳蚤有什么不同呢?

A:Amonkey can have fleas，but a flea can't have monkeys.

A: 那就是猴子身上可以長跳蚤，而跳蚤身上卻不能有猴子。

Q: Which is the strongest creature in the world?

Q:什么是世界上最強(qiáng)壯的生物?

A:The snail.It carries its house on its back.

A: 蝸牛。因為它們整天背著自己的房子走路。

Q: What do people do in a clock factory?

Q:人們在鐘表廠做什么?

A:They make faces all day.

A:他們在做鬼臉(制造表面)。

注釋：makefaces直譯為制造鐘面，但作為固定短語，又有做鬼臉的意思。

Q: How do you stop a sleepwalker from walking in his sleep?

Q:怎樣才能讓夢游者停止夢游呢?

A:Keep him awake.

A:別讓他睡著了。

What stays hot even if put in a fridge?(什么東西就是放在冰箱里也是熱的?)回答是：Pepper(辣椒)。(hot 有兩個意思：熱的;辣的。)

Which side is the left side of a pie?(哪邊是餡餅的左邊)?

回答是： The side that is not eaten，yet.(還沒有吃的那一邊)。(the left side of a pie 有兩層意思：餅的左邊;餅剩下沒吃的那一邊。)

Who is closer to you， your mom or your dad?爸爸和媽媽誰和你更親?

Keys：Mom is closer， because dad is farther.媽媽更親，因為爸爸更遠(yuǎn)。

Can you go to the Cinema With your watch broken?你手表壞了，可以去看電影嗎?

Keys：Of course not，for I don’t have the time.當(dāng)然不行，因為我沒有時間。(I don’t have the time 有兩種理解：①我沒有時間;②我沒戴表或我的表壞了，不知道時間。)

Why is the comet like Micky Mouse?為什么說彗星像米老鼠?

Keys：It’s a star with a tail.因為它是帶著一根尾巴的星星。(tail/teil/ n.(動物的)尾巴;彗(星)尾)

What’s the largest room in the world?世界上最大的房間是什么房間?

Keys：The room for improvement... 改進(jìn)的空間。

What’s the poorest bank in the world?最沒有錢的銀行是什么銀行?

Keys：The river bank... 河堤。(bank n.銀行;堤岸)

When is coffee like the surface of the earth?咖啡什么時候像地球表面?

Keys：When it’s ground... 被碾成粉末時。(ground n.地面，它也是grind/grind/v.磨碎，碾碎的過去分詞形式。)

What month do soldiers hate?當(dāng)兵的不喜歡幾月份?

Keys：March... 三月。(march n.行軍)

When is a person not a person?什么時候人不是人?

Keys：When he is a little cross... 當(dāng)他有點惱怒時。(cross adj.煩惱，惱火; n.十字架)

When is a door not a door?什么時候門不是門?

Keys：When it’s ajar... 當(dāng)它虛掩時。(ajar/+'DNα：/adj.(門)虛掩著，露了一條縫的音似ajar(一只壺)。)

When are boys not boys?什么時候男孩不是男孩?

Keys：When they’re bare-footed... 當(dāng)他們赤腳時。(bare-footed 赤腳，音似bear-footed，腳和熊一樣。)

When is a clock dangerous?什么時候時鐘是危險的?

Keys：When it runs down the stairs and strikes one... 當(dāng)它滾下樓梯敲響一點鐘時。

(strikes one 另一層意思是：擊中一個人)

搞笑經(jīng)典趣味英語腦筋急轉(zhuǎn)彎大全及答案

1. What room has no walls, no doors, no windows, and no floors?

A mushroom.(蘑菇)

2. What is smaller than an ins

ect's mouth?

Anything it eats.

3. What large instrument do you carry in your ears?

Drums, that is eardrums.(鼓膜)

4. What's too much for one, just right for two, but nothing at all for three?

A secret.

5. What person tried to make you smile most of the time?

A photographer.

6. What animal has a head like a cat, eyes like a cat, a tail like a cat, but isn't a cat?

A kitten.(小貓)

7. What surprising things happen every 24 hours?

Day breaks, but doesn't fall; night falls, but doesn't break.

8. What can hear you without ears and can answer you without a mouth?

An echo.(回聲)

9. What do you know about the kings of France?

They are all dead.

10. What question can you never answer 'yes" to"

Are you asleep?

11. Why do some old people never use glasses?

They must prefer bottles to glasses.

12. Why is the person wearing two coats while painting the house?

Because the instructions on the paint can say "Put on two coats for best results."

13. What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

14. What do workers do in a clock factory?

They make faces all day.

15. What 5-letter word has 6 left when you take 2 letters away?

Sixty.